Mary: TRINITY! What about this shirt?
Trinity: I’m not a stripper.
Mary: (sad face and says softly) I like it. But ok. TRINITY! What about this shirt?
Trinity: I’m not a redneck.
Mary: So are you saying I dress like a redneck stripper?
Trinity: Isn’t that what friends are for?
Mary: (look of bafflement)
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