Mary: If you (Bobby) hadn’t missed the I40 exit, we would have turned 4000 miles at the Kentucky state line.
Bobby: What the hell difference does it make?
Mary: It doesn’t. I just wanted to mentioned you missed the exit.
Bobby: If you hadn’t wanted to nap, I wouldn’t have missed it.
Mary: uh huh. It’s my fault you couldn’t hear the GPS telling you to take the exit. It’s my fault you couldn’t see the big signs on the expressway?
Bobby: Yes, that’s correct. Maybe if we go in reverse, we can get those five miles back.
Mary: Haven’t you seen Ferris Bueller? (eye roll….)