Turning 4000

Mary: If you (Bobby) hadn’t missed the I40 exit, we would have turned 4000 miles at the Kentucky state line.

Bobby: What the hell difference does it make?

Mary: It doesn’t. I just wanted to mentioned you missed the exit.

Bobby: If you hadn’t wanted to nap, I wouldn’t have missed it.

Mary: uh huh. It’s my fault you couldn’t hear the GPS telling you to take the exit. It’s my fault you couldn’t see the big signs on the expressway?

Bobby: Yes, that’s correct. Maybe if we go in reverse, we can get those five miles back.

Mary: Haven’t you seen Ferris Bueller? (eye roll….)

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