Hearing Aid

Rik: (on speaker phone while traveling through Tennessee) Bobby, can I call you when I need life advice? 

Bobby: ummm…call Mary and she can relay the question to me. 

Rik: You could have just told me, fuck no. 

Bobby: Okay then. Fuck no. 

Mary: That’s funny. Fuck no, don’t call me. 

Bobby: Did you say the sun is coming up? 

Mary: Get a damn hearing aid!

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