Rik: (on speaker phone while traveling through Tennessee) Bobby, can I call you when I need life advice?
Bobby: ummm…call Mary and she can relay the question to me.
Rik: You could have just told me, fuck no.
Bobby: Okay then. Fuck no.
Mary: That’s funny. Fuck no, don’t call me.
Bobby: Did you say the sun is coming up?
Mary: Get a damn hearing aid!