Rik: (you hear loud footsteps running through the house) Are you ok????!!!!! What happened???!!!! (with a look of great peril and concern)
Mary: (hysterically and uncontrollably laughing)
Rik: Jesus! What the hell happened? (He says in an exasperated tone with a look of panic on his face)
Mary: I was just doing my morning yawn and stretch. (Still hysterically laughing) BOBBY!!!! Tell him. I’m laughing too hard.
Bobby: (Outside you can hear Bobby laughing hysterically too.) Rik, she just makes weird noises in the morning. There isn’t an explanation for her or that sound.
I know I tend to yawn and stretch loudly but I guess those who know me well are used to the weird noises I make. It’s a cross between finding a dead body, George of the Jungle and my own singing mix.