Gas

Bobby: Damn!! You’re a magnet for the most expensive gas.

Mary: I’m also a magnet for discounts, friends that let us stay in their homes, feed us, take us to 49ers games and putting up with you.

Bobby: Well my friends would have welcomed me with open arms.

Mary: Your friends would have let you stay with them because they felt sorry for me being with you for such a long time.

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