Maryisms and Bobbyisms

Bobby: Mary take another nap You were nicer asleep.

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Bobby: Do you love modern dance? He really meant do you do more than dance.

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Mary: Feel my foot

Bobby: Get away from me

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Mary: Bowlys so jealous – he’s tracking us on my phone.

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Bobby: Penny saver inn – should take a pic for Malinda.  Sounds like a place she would stay.

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Mary: He was hot. I’d take a bite outta crime on him

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Bobby: Think republicans go there?

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Bobby: Fuck I got a degree. I’m smart n shit.

Mary: oh…..okay….

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Bobby: Run George Run (this is what he yelled to the cat as he escaped the car on the way to the vet for …. You know…. His last day)

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Bobby: This car handles like a brick with four wheels.

Mary: Why you wanna fix me???  It’s like trying to straighten the road.  It wouldn’t be nearly as interesting.

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Bobby: These people are so damn slow they better put your obiturary in a day early.

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